Official (if there is such a thing) Arutha Info and FAQ (Last updated 2015-03-08)

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Arutha is what is there and what is not. It exists and yet it doesn't. If you see it, it's not true. There is no Arutha. It is only you that bends.

Arutha is not maintained by anyone. It exists in the gap between the real world and cyberspace. Nobody knows why. There is nobody who can answer any questions about Arutha or can add users or does anything with it.

Yes Arutha is a server. It's not a person or anything like that. It's address is unknown. Nobody knows it's there. It does not exist. How to reach it, or how one obtains a login remains a mystery.

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This is the FAQ. It can be pronounced as fuck but we prefer F A Q. If you don't know the difference between FAQ and Fuck you're very pathetic. Or your gf is very unhappy and wonders why you keep asking questions in bed...

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Q: I'm a n00b, or directed to this question. Now what?

A: Get out while you still can. Get out of your room, throw your computer away, go out with your friends (if you have any) and make sure you never come back.

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Q: What does Arutha mean?

A: Get a life and go read books. It's good for you. or try a grep in the ebook directory.

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Q: I want an account. How do I get one?

A: You either can or can't. There are two ways: You can get an account by donating for the server costs or you think you're special enough to convince the legend.

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Q: I've distro. Does that mean I can get an account on Arutha?

A: Do not ask for it, and you may get it.

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Q: I'm one of those unlucky smell-but-don't-eat anime group users. How do I get access to the rest of Arutha?

A: Do not ask for it, and you may get it.

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*: Note for the leechers who don't have access to Arutha:

*: Yep life is a bitch. Smell the food but don't eat, even though you're hungry. Surrounded by water when you're thirsty but unable to drink... Shit happens. And I like power.

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Q: Who owns Arutha?

A: Arutha is not maintained by anyone. It exists in the gap between the real world and cyberspace. Nobody knows why. There is nobody who can answer any questions about Arutha or can add users or does anything with it.

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Q: Who adds users?

A: Nobody does.

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Q: I have an account; now I know this friend of mine and he wants one as well. Can he have one?

A: No, ever heard of FXP...

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Q: Why not?

A: Because you don't have any friends.

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Q: WTF?

A: If you had any you wouldn't be whining here and have fun with them instead of pathetically trying to get all anime there is.

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Q: I can't FXP. How come?

A: Check your settings, does there have to be a reason for everything?

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Q: But I can FXP TO Arutha.. huh?

A: How convenient!

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Q: How many times can I log in at Arutha?

A: It's over 8000.

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Q: Is there a limit to how much I can download?

A: No. you're only limited by your imagination.

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Q: Is there enough bandwidth to handle all that?

A: Muahah.. See the n00b question...

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Q: I can't stop loving Arutha?

A: It's a way of showing you're a human being, and that you are able to produce sentences.

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Q: Is Arutha against a war?

A: Yes and you'd better be against it too.

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Q: Is Arutha a Black Hole?

A: Judging from the current downloads, it's an inversed one :)

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